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SHARING MANGO OR CORPSE

Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the oranges equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag but they did not bother to pick them since they had enough in bag. Few minutes later,
a drunkard on his way from a bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice, saying; ‘one for me, one for you’
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby for the old priest saying; ‘priest please come with me and witness God and satan sharing sharing corpse at the cemetery’
Without another word, they ran back to the cemetery gate. The two boys’ voice continued saying; ‘one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you’
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said;
‘what about the two at the gate?’

Believe me, the old priest ran more than the young drunkard, shouting we are not dead ooh