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BASTARD (JOKE OF THE DAY)

An heart broken girl went for counseling and the following conversation ensued;
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
Counselor: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor kissed the girl
GIRL: ……Yes!
Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.
Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor put his hand in the girl’s top
GIRL:Yes!
Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor took off the girl’s clothes
GIRL:Yes!
Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor had sex with the girl
GIRL:.Yes!
Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.
Counselor: BASTARD!!!

About Author Mohamed Abu 'l-Gharaniq

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