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JOKE OF THE DAY

*Teacher*: segeluulu !
*Segeluulu*: Yes ma !
*Teacher*: What do you want to become when you grow up ?

*Segeluulu*: I want to be a drug trafficker; I'll smuggle drugs from Dubai into china , I'll kill anyone that comes my way, I'll build mighty edifices in Malaysia, Indonesia and Paris, I'll get married early and buy a private jet for my *wife* If she requests for 1million , I'll give her 10million .
*Teacher*: Will you shutup! stupid boy! Sitdown my friend, you don't know anything. Gloria, standup and tell the class what you want to become when you grow up .
*Gloria*:I'll like to be segeluulu's wife

*Teacher*: Omg

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