And the winner of Big Brother Nigeria 2017 is… Efeeeee!!! As the voice of Ebuka, the presenter of BBN echoed all over the hall in South Africa. Everybody seated in Lompus Cafeteria, Bowen University, Iwo Osun State, Nigeria Jumped up and started screaming and yelling like they all supported him. Even the ones that supported Bisola, Peer Pressure made them shout WARRI too. Na wa oo. Well I was only still sitting, I couldn’t just stress my nerves shouting “winks”. I was trying to form big girl and that was how one fat girl started running towards where I was sitting and screaming warri with all her strength and might. It was as if this girl did not even see little Pepe on her seat.

I was just staring at her because she had tribal marks, and not just tribal marks but Oyo state own, so I was wondering where warri was in her fat sweaty body and did not notice she was already close to me. It was remaining just a step for this girl to hit my seat, I did not stand but jumped up and started shouting warri also as I ran to my hostel. I did not even wait a second more before fat warri break my small head and had test the following day. I thought the celebration will end at the eatery but that was actually a total lie. On getting to my hostel, at the entrance I just saw one girl rolling on the floor and screaming warri like she wants to defecate ooo. I was just confused that was how I heard her friend shouting her name “Aderibigbe Morenikeji Sade” you better come and pack your dirty clothes from my bed before you will be shouting warri like you even know the full meaning of BBN. “Ahh my chest,” that was harsh. I could not just close my mouth; I was pitying the girl on floor. I was smiling although wondering why Bowen Students will not cease to amaze me. As I walked towards my room, I heard some ladies arguing that Bisola deserve the 25 million not Efe like 25 kobo was going to be theirs. I just hissed and went to wash some clothes after then take my bath. Moving closer to the taps, I couldn’t just take my eyes off the girls that sat on the stair case discussing Efe’s matter. One even said that the 25 million Efe won cannot buy a house in Banana Island. “haters be like…”

I fetched a bucket of water quietly to have my bath trying to do ‘amebo’ while bathing. As I applied soap on my face, I suddenly heard one girl screaming Warri with so much force as she ran towards the tap, that was how she missed her steps, slipped and landed inside the gutter. People started shouting and laughing Instead of me to have my bath Jejely, I was trying to see the girl’s face when big foam of soap entered my mouth like ice-cream. I could not cry, I quickly spat it out and poured water in my mouth. The girl got up quickly and went into her room. I finished bathing, started going towards my room, that was when I remembered that I had not collected my notebook from a friend in D Block. I just picked my “Dansiki” wore it, and started running to block hostel before the portals start shouting where is pepe now.

People were just pissing me and discussing “warri warri warri” which was unusual. I was supposed to be hearing Pepe how are you normally but no, I was not even taken note of on the road. So warri has taken over me; people don’t even know Pepe again now; see what money can do? Abi Pepe you too go BBN na; these funny thoughts ran through my mind as I entered D Block. At the entrance of D Block, I saw a beautiful, and rich-looking girl saying with all seriousness that Efe should come and Impregnate her. Imagine! “Ahh, Desperation is Bad o” I muttered to myself as I entered my friend’s room. Passing through a particular room, I heard one girl telling her friends with so much confidence that Efe lives not too far from her house. Na wa ooo, people can claim celebs like ‘kilode’. Last I could remember, Efe is from a poor background, so lives in a local or maybe rural area, if my guess is right. One of her roommates was even screaming that Efe is following her on IG, that she wants to die; please die if you want to and let us know how many of us are going to remain to watch how Efe will spend his money, I stepped into my Friend’s room before another girl say Efe is her boyfriend or brother, But what I saw in my friend’s room baffled me. I saw about 12 girls shouting and screaming Efe, Warri, Bisola around something which was on the floor but I couldn’t see the thing. I just went to meet one of them to ask for my friend but I even doubt she saw me not to talk of answering me. I just went back to sit on my friend’s bed, waiting for her as I stare at what was on the floor which was one barbecue fish.
I just laughed. I couldn’t imagine them celebrating when even Efe has not started celebrating. As they were still screaming and sweating profusely, a girl entered and was shouting T-Boss. I just looked at her surprisingly, I wished she had remained in her room because immediately she said T-Boss, all of them just kept quiet and one of the other girls looked at her and said “well, I won’t blame you, see how you look T-Bossish sef, that was how you said you cannot dance when you came to Bowen but we saw you twerking during dinner party, better get out of here”. Wow, that was so much. The T-Boss girl just eyed all of them, hissed and walked out banging the door behind her. Almost immediately my friend entered and asked why the girl banged the door like that, I replied: that one no be today’s gist. I collected my book and started running to my hostel because it was almost time for devotion, as this ran through my head; 


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